Check ya ltr Whistler'

We have been on the road for one month today!!! What a celebration tonight will be. So.....I shit u not, we saw mommy bear and baby bear. They were just kickin it in Whistler Village. I tried to get as close as I could (real smart). I named the baby Gummy. That was tight! Last  nights outing lead us to a skate competition inside a chill bar. Tall tee's, skinny jeans, skate shoes, boys boys boys! The announcer said its give a beer to a random hot chick time! You bet ya.....he walked right over and handed al and I  a beer (toot my own horn ha).  After the comp they started a break dancing circle. Al and I were like "were going in". I told her I was right behind her.......then backed out! She killed it! For some reson I had it in my head I had the best rythum last night. Almost certian I did not. Two locals were our dancing pals. I fell in love once again ;) We walked home (our car) and crashed out. Check ya ltr Whistler.

Whistler-Girls who ride

$7 gross beer, $5 watery coffee, $16 meal......put it on the tab. WTF is up with prices. Whistler, capital of "goodness he is h o t"! We hit up a local hangout last night. On a Wednesday. Place was packed! Al was lil miss independant. Everytime I turned around she was running away talking to someone new. Nick our lovely local, kept hitting on both of us. So....we just messed with him. He kept saying "Babes....ill take under my wings". Nah bro...were cool. Buffalo something something dance joint was poppin. Al and I were just a dancin! We got up on the stage pop, locked, and dropped it. We rolled in at our friends really nice pad 3am. Al woke at 7.....me 1130.  Back to our car. Surprise.....another ticket! Our friend was yelling "just dont pay it" from his car window. We were also lucky enough to have "cocks" written on the jeep. It was nicely placed under my girls who ride decal. How original u dumb shit!  Hit up the sickest lake. Tanned, slept, and back at coffee. Just another day in paradise.

Vancouver

Welcome to Hastings St. home of the homeless, crack heads, hookers, dealers, (no i do not want to buy any pills) mase much needed..ahh get me the eff outta here! The online adds on the motel were deceiving, definitely not a good first impression of Vancouver. Once we got out of the east side we felt much safer. We cruised to Granville St, which is basically just a street full of bars. We went into a backpackers hostel and listened to some live music. Shay was in love with the guy who was playing she said "I really am in love" about 13 times. Later that night we ended up at a dance club that played the oldest, and worst music ever. That didn't matter though we fist pumped the night away.

BC

While attempting to cross over the border into Canada we got escourted to lot #2 by the cops. They searched our car and questioned us. I mean really do we look that suspicious you'd think because we have a Utah license plate we'd be golden. After 2 hours of waiting in traffic and another hour of being questioned and searched, We made it in..hell yea! Shay is just so upset that she did not get a stamp on her passport. Really it's all she talks about; super annoying, wish her luck. She may get one on the way out. So first night in Canada and I am driving, dude starts honking and flips me off for no reason. I guess it's because I am from the USA. Hmm..Welcome Vancouver! 100 kph on the freeway.  I think that converts to 100 mph right? We'll get there in no time. HA! Let me just say everything is sooo expensive here $75 to fill up the tank, $5 for a stack of pancakes at Denny's..I can get that shit for $2 in the US.  Looks like were going annorexic from here on out ;)  The best part about this place so far is that you only have to be 19 to drink effff ya! Off to find a place to shower..

Seattle-Bumbershoot

I am enjoying Butthole surfers at the Bumbershoot Fest when I look over and Al is having some big dude boost her up. She flies into the crowd lke a bat out of hell. She is surfing the crowd lke a mad man. Flippin n' turnin. I laughed my ass off. She road the crowd all the way to the front, finds her way back to me and says "I wanna go again". Our buddy from Mount Hood was n town for the music. He introduced us to all his friends and a large group of us kicked it all night. The best concert that we saw was....Wiz Khalifa.He rocked it. The arena was soooo crowded they stopped allowing people in. Al and I snuck past the security guard into row 2 (by a hot black dude). Best seats eva!! We acted casual like and danced the night away. When we walked back to our car we had a parking ticket. I am keeping a hold of ALL OF THEM! Off to Vancover....................

In da hood.....Mount Hood

While in mount hood we stopped at a chill lil bar they call the "rat". One of our friends from Utah just happened to roll in.....Sup! He introduced us to his shredding friends. A group of us went and chilled by a camp fire that night and laughed our ass's off. The next day we hit up a beautiful lake listened to music, bbq'd, and kicked it in the sun. These boys all live in there cars, rarely shower (ha), and just ride Mount Hood everyday :) true snowboard bums! We satyed in a family owned ghetto hotel that already had pee in the toilet and no tp. The next day we traveled into Seatle. Alexa's friend Bostyn from Utah met up with us and we raomed the streets of downtown, There were peepes singing "praise the lord". They claimed there singing made it rain. Later we relized there were people throwing water from the top of the building. We stayed in a crack head hotel that was 45 bones! dude next to our room kept us up all night. He was shouting "anyone want pizza or cocaine"?. Crazy dumb ass. We are currently chillin at the cutest coffee shop about to hit up the bumbershoot music fest. Excited!

Portland

Good morning neighbor! Alright so im pretty sure we picked the busiest street in Portland to sleep in our car last night. Is it necessary for the conductor to honk the horn the entire time passing through town? FML!  Portland is a pretty sick city their are coffee shops on every corner. It has a large river that runs through the center with a couple sweet bridges. Its considered hippy grundge so we feel right at home. Parking on the other hand is a joke fifty cents will only get you like 2 minutes, I swear! Mike and John took us out to a local brewery where we ordered every appetizer on the happy hour menu. The pretzels were bigger than our heads..literally. We decided on our adventure we have to do something out of the norm in every major city we stop at. Shay wanted to see what a strip club looks like so we hit up "Blush". Bow chika wow wow...she lasted about one minute and came out laughing. Last night we went on a run in a cute little town right outside of the city. At every stoplight we would bust out our hip hop moves. Shay got a little to into it and ran into a tree..no but really. Watch out Hip hop/joggin is about to BLOW! In closing I would like say that Shay is one scary ass driver her new nick name is (Swerving Sally) we get honked at at least 5 times a day. Wish me luck on our drive to Mt. Hood. Big shout out to Larry our 20th follower! Later