Da Beach Man

I would like to announce the lady at Godfather coffee in Astoria Oregon is a huge bitchface! Anyhow we have spent the last couple days in Lincoln beach and Cannon beach. Today we are hittin up P-town to meet up with Jon and Mike again. We had a "close call" when I almost nailed a subi with my jeep in Lincoln. Bouta inch away. Good thing I have insurance;) Then got in a flip off fight! Am I the bad driver or r they? We havent quite made it to Portland yet! Can I just say Free Willey is far from true. I waited for the whale to jump over the rocks while the background music played but no-go. Just stoked to see the whale and starfish. Anthony spoiled the shit out of us and let us chill at his beach house for a few days. Last night we stayed with Alexa's grandma and her two friends in Cannon Beach. They made us a delicious dinner and we played the 1962 game Password. This has been the relaxation part of the trip :) Now.....ready to rage!! (not really). Till next time muah'

Go Ducks!

Let me just start off by saying I am so freaking sick of Shay she is driving me crazy, I knew this time would come but shit i didn't think it would come so soon..just kidding love you Shay. We have already been gone two weeks and we are not homesick at all. Last night we went to the Eugene Celebration tickets were $15 (way out of our budget), so we decided to find a way to sneak in. Down a back alley and through  a business building we end up in the middle of the celebration. Ya, that's how we roll. Twenty minutes later Shay gets caught by Howie, who escorts her out. turns out were not as skeevy as we thought. It is one big party at the celebration we listened to some live reggae, hip hop bands and danced in the streets.We met some friends from Portland Jon and Mike. Shay and Jon scratched lottery cards all night and won a woppin 11 bucks! After a late night and some burritos we ended the night with passin out! Now, we reside in the most peaceful beach house along the Oregon Coast in Lincoln City. Shays moms buddy hooked it up! We are drinkin margaritas I blended to perfection. Ah....what a life. This is divine :) Portland next' 

Oregon

Red Wood forest was incredible. We were able to crawl inside the trunks and play keebler elves. They were h u g e! I told lil TPT that I saw Harry Henderson. shhhhh I really did see Big Foot. The biggest elk I have ever seen came out of know where. He was allowing all the cars to get really close and snap a shot. Lets go for round 2 with getting pulled over shall we? Alexa (miss lead foot) got pulled over for speeding. He drove to the side of the vehicle and said "slow down". No ticket! Its cuz were chicks ;) After what seemed like a century of driving we arrived in Eugene Oregon! Go ducks. I feel like a princess in our room. Can we say luxory! Our tv is the size of a computer screen (mini), and its so effin hot we are constantly breaking a sweat. There was a coffee shop along the way that had .05 cent coffee. I shit u not!  Poor lil lady will def go outa biz with those prices. We roamed the town (no night life), got T-bell and hit the sack. Tomorrow is Eugene days, a drunken fest. We'll check that shit out and head to Portland. Nighty night fella's

shark sighting at the Wharf. Remain calm bitches

...I got my wallet back, thanks to Chad at CVS pharmacy in Auburn,CA. It's good to know that there are some honest people in this world. The Bay has left us with a memorable impression. First night in the city we roamed the streets, got hit on, got asked to apply at a strip club, window shopped, and saw the lights. We were lucky enough to arrive there the same time Shay's brother, Tyler, was in town. Him and Skip ( his wing-man) showed us around the big city. We saw China Town, Fishermans Wharf, Lumbardt St., Castro St.(props to the 3 naked men protesting and the giant wooden penis...Gay pride!), little Italy, etc. We were stoked to ride what is called "The Rocket" a 60 mph speed boat, Tyler was bound and determined to get hammered prior to the ride. We were all abourd! Shay decided that if she was an animal she would be a seal on the pier, she is A: lazy, B: loves to sleep, and C: bitches,,,ALOT! Just like the seals. Third day in San Francisco we met the bay coastguard crew who took us out to Hoolighans and gave us b-fast vouchers. Hell yes, Thanks boys! " No one on the corner has swagga like us" Off to the Redwood Forest.

No biggi

I guess every adventure must have the "I wanna cry" moment. Last night was a joke! Us two dipshits managed to leave Alexas wallet in the G-store bathroom while admiring her new tat. We did not notice until we arrived at the toll to get into The Bay. After scraveging through the jeep we only came up with $3.47.  Good thing the dude let us slide through on the remaining $1.53, thanks bro. Us brilliant travelers rolling in after a 49ers game on a Saturday night had continious stop and go traffic.  Alexa about had a nervous breakdown frantically searching through the cluster fuck jeep for her wallet...no dice. 160$ room?? No prob (put it on the tab)! Looks like were sleeping in the jeep tonight. I wanted to stay cheap so I ordered off the $2 menu at Denny's. The problem was I ordered EVERYTHING! While at Denny's we met Glen, (the creeper from Reno). No,Glen we will not go out tonight. I felt like I was watching NYPD. On the table to the right of us their was a major drug deal going down. The massive wad of cash was a dead give away, "I think their going to shank a chick". How do we get in on this biz?  Off to bed in the CVS parking lot, livin the dream!

Leavin the Fam.

Off to San Fran 168 miles (I made that up). Last night with our tipee fam. Holly eff how do u spell tipi?? Anyhow sat around the fire, ate bean dip (not a good idea), sang songs, played music. Camille, our local barista, told a story of a cat that got a hold of a tampon and made what looked like an angel.WTF?? I called her the tampon angel all night. Alexa is currently getting a tat. HUGE' Go big. Well on the road.....

Life is rough..

A typical day in the life of a hippie (cuz thats what we are for now) consist of ......sleepin in our teepee (remember dont shit in the woods). Waking up at the but crack of dawn cuz ur so effin cold and need to take a pee! Then again at 11 for final wake-up. Afer so we proceed to the local kick ass coffee shop for our quad shot soy drink of somesort. Our biggest stress is figuring out where to shower and do laundry. Also trying to find the bottoms to your swimsuit in the trunk of the jeep that never seems to open no matter how many times you scream FML! We did laundry today. I am almost certian I shrunk your clothes Trav.....My bad! Unless your shirts are small enough to fit a baby squirell. Then what? Lay by the beach? Local farmers market? At night the crew heads back to camp. We sit around the fire. We drink our finest boxed wine. We get in our stinky sweats and fluffy socks. and off to bed......(5 boys 2 chicks). Conventional Teepee fam. Living the dream.......

Teepee

After we had an offer to spend the night in a Tipee, it was hard to get back on the road. Travis also known as "TPT" took us to The huge Tunnels that were tagged with graff. The work was done from artists all over the world. While back at the ranch, aka "Tipee" we made hobo dinners and sat around the fire. Brooke the owner of the pad told the men to go collect fire wood. Al took it upon herself to bust down the entire tree. Eff ya Al wood for the entire night. Thanks TPT for your contribution of two sticks! We learned the what to do's when and if a bear approaches camp. Sleep tight ;)

Lake Tahoe

Thanks to Erick (the local Truckee hippie) we were able to stay at his house with his two roommates Josh and Joe. Yesterday they took us around Lake Tahoe, we stopped and hiked up Eagle Rock, Emerald Bay, and Sand Harbor. This is such a beautiful and peaceful place, the energy is amazing! The Coffee Bar on Jibboom St. is where we ended up this morning. The people here are so killer friendly. We met our new friend Travis the local barista (who kills it with his mad latte art skills)

Truckin

Day 1
One hour into it..stoked! Shay was not aware that it is against the law to cruise in the fast lane for freakin ever(but i knew) we got pulled over. Scariest part was cop escourted Shay to the back of the jeep. " do you know what Truckee is famous for? snowboarding and hiking.. obviously! Apparently it is famous for the transportation of weed, also known as mary jane, marijuana, chronic, reefer, ganja, herb, you get the point. After a "swerving ticket" we kept on trucking. Shay also managed to throw away her last paycheck, thinking it was garbage. 8 hours of driving and we end up in Truckee, CA.