No biggi

I guess every adventure must have the "I wanna cry" moment. Last night was a joke! Us two dipshits managed to leave Alexas wallet in the G-store bathroom while admiring her new tat. We did not notice until we arrived at the toll to get into The Bay. After scraveging through the jeep we only came up with $3.47.  Good thing the dude let us slide through on the remaining $1.53, thanks bro. Us brilliant travelers rolling in after a 49ers game on a Saturday night had continious stop and go traffic.  Alexa about had a nervous breakdown frantically searching through the cluster fuck jeep for her wallet...no dice. 160$ room?? No prob (put it on the tab)! Looks like were sleeping in the jeep tonight. I wanted to stay cheap so I ordered off the $2 menu at Denny's. The problem was I ordered EVERYTHING! While at Denny's we met Glen, (the creeper from Reno). No,Glen we will not go out tonight. I felt like I was watching NYPD. On the table to the right of us their was a major drug deal going down. The massive wad of cash was a dead give away, "I think their going to shank a chick". How do we get in on this biz?  Off to bed in the CVS parking lot, livin the dream!