Whistler-Girls who ride

$7 gross beer, $5 watery coffee, $16 meal......put it on the tab. WTF is up with prices. Whistler, capital of "goodness he is h o t"! We hit up a local hangout last night. On a Wednesday. Place was packed! Al was lil miss independant. Everytime I turned around she was running away talking to someone new. Nick our lovely local, kept hitting on both of us. So....we just messed with him. He kept saying "Babes....ill take under my wings". Nah bro...were cool. Buffalo something something dance joint was poppin. Al and I were just a dancin! We got up on the stage pop, locked, and dropped it. We rolled in at our friends really nice pad 3am. Al woke at 7.....me 1130.  Back to our car. Surprise.....another ticket! Our friend was yelling "just dont pay it" from his car window. We were also lucky enough to have "cocks" written on the jeep. It was nicely placed under my girls who ride decal. How original u dumb shit!  Hit up the sickest lake. Tanned, slept, and back at coffee. Just another day in paradise.