Heber City.

I reckon the ladies r still in bed. It is approx 7 somethin at the butt crack of dawn. The frost is on the windows and i am stoked for snow to fall. I spend about an hour a day checking out reviews on boards and putting them into the shopping cart (I cannot afford). Our Ky turned 26 on the 22nd! I was a cranky bitch that day. Erin said "Shay its no Koh Tao but this is home and this is ur family". Ha.......oh please. Still gotta make some apology phone calls. I would also like to announce.....I have received several comments in regards to my spelling. IN My defense it is due to the following: A. I use abbreviation to look cooler B. I type way to fast and am to speedy to notice errors. C. I really did not listen bout 3rd grade up. So ur (yes I know its you'r) going to have to deal. The girls and I are busy applying for work and looking for housing in Tahoe. We will leave on the 1st. As for now we must prep for Halloween to be the hottest chicks in town ;)

Thailand!

We are in Utah with an appropriate internet connection and there is to much to say. So considering it was muggy as fuck and the connection sucked were a bit behind on the posts. After a 17 hour flight were feelin a bit funky. Were currently chillin at the local coffee shop in Heber City. So lets back track a bit. Were on our way to the Full Moon party in our taxi full of foreigners and we nail a scooter with three Thai chicks on it. Thank god they were ok. The party had 30 thousand people and was insane! People were dancing along the beach with music and lights everywhere. Al and I walked around in awww. Talk about a gnarly experience I will always remember. Back to Koh-Tao. Ross this spunky lil Scotland dude was always sayin hi to Al and he. We ended up kickin it with him and his buddies during the day and later hit up the Koh-Tao pub crawl that our friend Jake was workin. These boys were locals and our best buddies on the island. The pub crawl was killer fun! It entailed a shirt, a bucket, and a shot at every bar. We ended up at the Lady Boy show. I dont even kno what to say about that! Holy goodness. Those Lady boys r prettier than us;) U always here rumors about the local boys hookin up with them. Hmmm. I went to pull mula outa my account and my account had been froze. FML! Im bummin out at the b-fast shop on the island and this blk dude starts chattin it up with me. We listened to hip hop and danced in the restaurant. He took me on a scooter ride up to his nice as pad on the top of the hill. He took me to dinner and AL and my friends kept walkin by laughing. Apparently he was a famous diver and all over the Padi magazine. Ah.....who cares! I was not into him. I dissed him hard core and met back up with Al and the local boys. Ross was bummin cuz he saw me with the Padi dude so I went to go find him. Cute lil guy.

Just chillin

Ladies, congrats on the 2 mth anniversary. (you 2 sound like lebians) Unfortunetly I was unable to go to Texas cause the ticket sitch did not work out... so Im just truckin it wherever I can find a bed till you two get home.. (no really hurry, Im dying of boredom) Like your days, mine consists of waking up roughly around 10am, watching my buddies Regis, Kelly and Hoda, then trying to get the energy to road bike and possibly washing my hair that day.... or just throwing a beeny on. Pretty rough life. Im not missing the work thing though.. but when we get to truckee, I need a job asap. Im running on about $150 so shay ole buddy ole pall... unfortunetly I will be unable to help with gas and stuff. ha ha ha jk (so something I would say) Eright... well I best get back to my epic adventure of a day. BTW.. me and Erin were fighting and we held out for alot longer than usual. But the sistas are back on track! ha ha ha! we all have the funniest friendship. aahhh cant wait to see you two. Love ya sooo much! give gimp a kiss for me!
Ky out!

2 months today!

Al and I have been on traveling for exactly 2 months today. So on our behalf the island is holding a huge rager for uS . It is the full moon party on koh-phayan. The island of elephants and scooters.  We catch the fairy in apporx .....oh shit right about now! No dice on the lost phone;( Ky....where the hell r u? Texas yet? Lets celebrate......HAPPY 2 month!!!! Oh and ps......Bankok is completely flooded so we may be permanent residence here. No biggi

scooter-mini bus-big bus-truck-fairy-taxi...HERE!

Ky u lil shit. We were in Disneyland! So....I lost my phone along my journeys and am on the verge of a freak the fuck out! But...on another note, life is good. We have arrived on my favorite island koh-Tao. In a day we will head to Koh-phanyan for the full moon party. Our first day in Bangkok was killer. We had made arrangements to catch the bus to the island at 6pm so we checked out of the Samesun in the am and hit up the crazy town! We got some coctails at s chill place and made friends with "Dong". I couldnt understand a word he was saying. We had a drink called the "Nikita" (no-shit Ky .....it was really named that). Props to Nikita our meaning "girls who ride". It was a definite sign. There were these two dudes on the table aside of us and the more we talked to them the closer they moved to our table. We started shooting tissue into there beer. I made a bet that if we made a basket in the beer that they were '"our bitches" for an hour. Al scored! 60 min of being spoiled. They bought us gum, bracelets, and picked up our tab. I said "take us shopping". We started walking down the markets and checking out the Ray bans ;). I turned to Al and said "we need to bounce...when I say go...RUN". The boys stopped to talk and we darted into a hotel like CSI Bangkok. Down the hall, take a turn, into a parking garage. Laughing our ass''s off. We ran bck to Sameson to grab our luggage and head to the bus. Our panies and shirts were drying, hanging on the rack in the hotel (we totally forgot).  We proceeded to the bus. While I was busy laughing jumping and jibbing my roller backpack off of curbs like it was a snowboard ....Al said "we forgot our shit". FML. Back to hotel. We finially made it to bus stop. The lil dude drove up on a scooter and told Al to get on. See you ltr Al. Where the eff are u taking her? I waited....and waited. Played with a thai baby and waited more. Herrroo! He finailly came back.  He dropped us off in bfe were we got on a mini bus. Holly shit only peeps who spoke English. I kept "wispering to Al from the back seat " I am going to freak out in this inclosed lil bus were the roof hits my head...were gonna roll"! Then we got on the large bus. Props to the dude with the killer BO. Love smelling that all the way. Then to the truck (in the back). 3 hour wait. To the shitty fairy. Wait agian ....and off. Need to pee? To bad! 3 hours on the fairy and....Were here! Stinky, sweaty, hungry, tired, and loving life! Took a nap n our heat stroke hotel and woke up to "were the eff is my phone". Good times ;) Bucket anyone?

Boot stupid boogy!

Well last night here in Utah it was a fly by the seat of your pants night. First and foremost.. the Utes got tromped...Bummer!  but the night started out with a couple lazy chicas chillin in hoodie and sweats. Its was going to take a miracle to get mine and Erins ass's off the couch.... All the sudden that miracle swept over Erin and we were off like that. Flannel shirts and boots!! Big D wanted to swing by the Durango, but when we walked in it was like vvvvvvvvv (record stopping) I was out before I could say cheese on rice. Off to the Republican we go. That place is a dive, but oddly enough we hit a huge ski party premier jig! Then we headed off to the Westerner. Im just at the bar trying to work my steeze and next thing I notice is Erin just a whippin around on the mechanical bull!!!!! Hell yes! that little lady road it longer than all the other brats with tramp stamps!~ Thats my baby sis... you can tell we come from a cowboy town. Did I mention I hate line dances...and the night was topped off by a girl telling my buddy that he needs to find cuter friends to hang out with! um.... what the hell do you say to that! Bitch beware I will scratch off your pound of concealer next time I see you! and then what puts a crown on every good night at the bars... A trip to Betos!!! Veggie burritto please!
ky out

Shanghai Nights

Morning # 3..I feel like a lil kid I am full of excitement in less than 2 hours we will be in Disneyland! We walk down  to catch the tram to the "greatest place on earth." I decide to stop at the sev and get a "hot shot" it's basically a coffee shooter for about $1. I hold down the coffee button and the lil chinese lady starts yelling at me from across the room. I have no clue what she is saying she points to the sign and apparently you are not supposed to hold down the button. I did not get that memo. Shay ran out laughing. I was trying so hard to hold it in but i could not help it, it was too damn funny..way to start the morning out right! We roll into disneyland both stoked! Thinking it would be about the same as the one in the USA. We were so wrong..they did not have Indian Jones, Splash Mountain, Pirates of  The Carribean, or the Matterhorn.  Luckily they had Space Mountain. $55 for about 3 rides talk about a joke..over it after about an hour! We tried to come up with ways to get our money back but nothing worked. ahwell! Live and learn right? Hong Kong was the sweetest. Off to Thai in about 3 hours. Gooobye

Herro Big buddha!

We figured out how to score free internet. the dude is lookin at me like " u dumb bitch I am on to you ".  The guy at our hotel bar, the lady at sev, the pool attendant, all hate us. I love to fuck with the peeps here. they are so serious! I try and do high fives and fists....thier not down with that! They takes pics of EVERYTHING! Herro flower (snap) herro sign that says this way to buddah (snap) Its me again (snap)....annoying! They also stare at us even after we look them in the eye. They are sweethearts though....I must say! They say Dank You for Cumming. and Goot Morning. The jungle ride at Disneyland said " this way for English". It was like " Herro...der is a elephant and a gerraff to ur wite... wook ober der u see da dungle people". Close enough!! We went on the sky tram and saw the worlds largest Buddah. To Gnong Pong town. It was freakin amazin!  Met a lesbo couple. they thought we were lesbian too. Whatevs. Got some sick pics and drank Smirnoff on the bus back home :) Off to Thai!!!

Sugarhood Pub

Ky here...
Had I known my 4pm beer sesh with Eric and Steph was going to turn into an epic night for the books, I would have done a few things different
1. I would have stayed home reading "Vodka can you hear me, its me Chelsea" your my girls Chelsea Handler!!
2. Should a, could a, would a, stuck to just beer! come on ky, you know the golden rule about mixing!
3. Would not have dressed like a dude in my tall hoodie and beanie had I known Steph and I were going to be the only chicks in the bar. 30 to 1 rajio (no clue how to spell that word) But everyone thought I was just one of the dudes!
4.Would have bet money on the pool game I dominated against dudes..whats up golden hands!!
5. Would not have put about 10 shots on Eric's tab to get me, Steph, and every decent looking guy a shot!
can you say  $250 tab... Eric does not know it was us girls.....gonna keep it on the DL
6. Would not have bailed as soon as we got to Erics with some dude I met @ the pub. He is in my phone as "boy" . but he was chill to watch Always Sunny in Philly. Sorry for bailin Heber, I thought since you were hammied that you would not notice the slight detail the person you went with was gone!ha
The best part is that once I was @ my other buddies place eric called me from the front yard holding the sandwich I asked him to make me! ha ha! its the thought that counts! thanks Enrique. Love your face!
7. Would have set my alarm clock so I was not 2 hours late to work!
8. Last but not least, would have brought my gear to hike and shred. there is snow in PC... yayyyy!
despite the fact that Im hung over, wearing the same clothes and have the biggest knot in my hair... Life is good!
Shay and Al... hope your doing the same. Love you chicas!

Tung Chung

It's about time we found some internet connection. New York was chaotic but fun. We arrived at 5:30 a.m. both delirious but stoked to be in the big city. We rented a car it was a ford focus..so sick! We somehow managed to get lost in New Jersey. We we were on the East side(ghetto) I literally slowed down to 5 mph to park and a guy in a beamer came flying by screaming "fuck you for stopping" I was about to flip him off and say some choice words back, until I saw the dude..talk about scary! We walked around the city, went to Broadway and Wall St. Then found what we thought was a nice neighborhood to sleep in. Way to many creepers walking the streets we moved the car about 3 times before we found an ok spot. Good morning New York! 10:05 a.m. we catch our flight to Hong Kong. Shay's seat was in the very back of the plane we were seperated for 16 hours straight..damn joke! Longest plane ride ever, but well worth it. Panda Hotel, big buddah, monestary, new kicks, trams, awesome cities, beautiful mountains, life is good! Disneyland here we come. Much love!

Dont really miss ya!

Yeah odd.. don't miss ya yet.. still a little bugged you called me so fricken early just so I could hear peeps in the background. eright, I miss you ladies (even though I am still mad at shay for being mean on the GNO)
Okay, have a bucket for me and say hi to the makaydee cooking class ladies. Forget my tank tops and Ill have to punch ya. U ladies missed a killer music jam sesh in the backyard. The Avette brothers came by to chill, they told me to say whats up.
k love ya girlies, talk to ya soon!
VIP out

To Terminal A7

So last night we decide to have one last girls night before Shay and I peace out to Thai. Might as well call it "drama night" holy shit dinner changed from 7 to 8 then Er Bear(the chick who planned the dinner) decided to just go eat in pc with some friends before. WTF! Lyss(our model friend) did not eat all day and I thought she was going to strangle a bitch if we did not find food and find it FAST! Wendy's dollar menu it is..talk about a delicious dinner. Ky had a melt down, Shay was going to kill someone, Er was in love, and well Lyss and I just pretty much just chilled and rocked out to some bands. Now we sit in the airport about to catch our flight to NYC! Its Shay now. JetBlue....home of the most legroom. Really? I would say home of the good movies or best nuts! Whats up with the annoying peeps? speaker phone ur entire converstaion buddy! The lil gay guy next to me talking about how annoying his friends are. I dig the pilgrim fam....nice clothes fellas. Nah.....I love it! Now boarding rows 10-16 gotta bounce.