scooter-mini bus-big bus-truck-fairy-taxi...HERE!

Ky u lil shit. We were in Disneyland! So....I lost my phone along my journeys and am on the verge of a freak the fuck out! But...on another note, life is good. We have arrived on my favorite island koh-Tao. In a day we will head to Koh-phanyan for the full moon party. Our first day in Bangkok was killer. We had made arrangements to catch the bus to the island at 6pm so we checked out of the Samesun in the am and hit up the crazy town! We got some coctails at s chill place and made friends with "Dong". I couldnt understand a word he was saying. We had a drink called the "Nikita" (no-shit Ky .....it was really named that). Props to Nikita our meaning "girls who ride". It was a definite sign. There were these two dudes on the table aside of us and the more we talked to them the closer they moved to our table. We started shooting tissue into there beer. I made a bet that if we made a basket in the beer that they were '"our bitches" for an hour. Al scored! 60 min of being spoiled. They bought us gum, bracelets, and picked up our tab. I said "take us shopping". We started walking down the markets and checking out the Ray bans ;). I turned to Al and said "we need to bounce...when I say go...RUN". The boys stopped to talk and we darted into a hotel like CSI Bangkok. Down the hall, take a turn, into a parking garage. Laughing our ass''s off. We ran bck to Sameson to grab our luggage and head to the bus. Our panies and shirts were drying, hanging on the rack in the hotel (we totally forgot).  We proceeded to the bus. While I was busy laughing jumping and jibbing my roller backpack off of curbs like it was a snowboard ....Al said "we forgot our shit". FML. Back to hotel. We finially made it to bus stop. The lil dude drove up on a scooter and told Al to get on. See you ltr Al. Where the eff are u taking her? I waited....and waited. Played with a thai baby and waited more. Herrroo! He finailly came back.  He dropped us off in bfe were we got on a mini bus. Holly shit only peeps who spoke English. I kept "wispering to Al from the back seat " I am going to freak out in this inclosed lil bus were the roof hits my head...were gonna roll"! Then we got on the large bus. Props to the dude with the killer BO. Love smelling that all the way. Then to the truck (in the back). 3 hour wait. To the shitty fairy. Wait agian ....and off. Need to pee? To bad! 3 hours on the fairy and....Were here! Stinky, sweaty, hungry, tired, and loving life! Took a nap n our heat stroke hotel and woke up to "were the eff is my phone". Good times ;) Bucket anyone?