Herro Big buddha!

We figured out how to score free internet. the dude is lookin at me like " u dumb bitch I am on to you ".  The guy at our hotel bar, the lady at sev, the pool attendant, all hate us. I love to fuck with the peeps here. they are so serious! I try and do high fives and fists....thier not down with that! They takes pics of EVERYTHING! Herro flower (snap) herro sign that says this way to buddah (snap) Its me again (snap)....annoying! They also stare at us even after we look them in the eye. They are sweethearts though....I must say! They say Dank You for Cumming. and Goot Morning. The jungle ride at Disneyland said " this way for English". It was like " Herro...der is a elephant and a gerraff to ur wite... wook ober der u see da dungle people". Close enough!! We went on the sky tram and saw the worlds largest Buddah. To Gnong Pong town. It was freakin amazin!  Met a lesbo couple. they thought we were lesbian too. Whatevs. Got some sick pics and drank Smirnoff on the bus back home :) Off to Thai!!!